Thursday, September 17, 2009

Bunnies, Prairie Dogs and Squirrels...Oh My!


Ah Colorado...the place of dreams, opportunity and small prairie wildlife abounding. We live in an apartment complex which I am sure can be seen from space, and there are apartments after apartments winding through the lush and marshy grasslands that bid home to many a creature. We once saw a Colorado bull snake named Gordy, crossing the path and admiring the weather. In my foiled attempts to catch a bunny for my very own, I've realized that maybe they don't like carrots that much...or maybe they are on to me. As you approach, they convince you that it is merely a rock you see, nothing more. Tis best to move onward and ignore this typical stone in nature. Ben and I once saw a bunny and squirrel exchanging judgmental glances. No question about their disdain for each other, but they tolerate their mixed living situation as best they can. Prairie dogs are the generals of the land. Standing in their aloof postures, ever watchful. How patriotically they display themselves with their puffed chests and restrain of emotion. It is almost a comfort to know they are only inches from the top of the earth, waiting for an ambush should one arise. The crickets are relentless. They covertly ignore your presence, pretending as though they don't see the gigantic shadow of your sneaker crashing down on their stiff little backs and right when you are about to crush them, they jump in legions to distract you from putting one foot in front of the other. It is well known that world domination remains in the forefront of every Gryllus rubens mind. Be watchful, be wary, be informed.

Ben


"Ben"
a short story by Haley Montoya
Haley comes home in the evening after a late networking event. "Hey Ben, what did you have for dinner? You smell like rosemary." Haley notices and overwhelming presence of the herb around Ben. "Oh, I made an Asian style pasta." This confuses Haley. "Oh really?" Haley asks, "what else did you use?" She asks, wondering what ingredients they even posses for such a meal. "I added some ginger, garlic and cumin" Ben proudly states". "And how did that taste?" Haley wonders aloud. "Well," Ben says thoughtfully, " I ate it all if that means anything. I didn't realize the lid on the rosemary bottle was off completely, so I kind of had a lot dumped in the pasta, but I just mixed it in." "You do know cumin is used in taco seasoning, don't you?" Again, Haley is confused "Oh...it is?" "And rosemary is usually reserved for turkey and stews." "Huh, I didn't know that." Haley looks at Ben, perplexed while Ben seems innocently indifferent by the thought of his creation. Chapter 2: "Ben, what on earth are you eating?!" Haley asks as she sees him spooning white and brown soft food into his mouth, wondering what two foods they could possibly be. "Cottage cheese and peanut butter" Ben states as if it were an obvious snack choice. "You have got to be kidding me. That is the grossest thing I have ever heard of." "What!" Ben exclaims, "what could be better than cheese and butter!" The End